Dealing with a little rage

Scream into and/or punch a pillow a few times.

 

Is your girlfriend around? You could take some frustration out on her but not like Jorge Julio. Seems like this job is causing you a lot of stress, is it the right place for you? Push-ups are amazing if you can pop em out quick.

 

No. Wouldn't. No. Yeah, might try 'em.

 

Hey Mert I wouldn't fuck Natalie Portman with a curved dead dick.

There. Unleash your venom upon me!!!!

 

Like Natalie would fuck you if you were dead and curved. Pshah.

 

But he would fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick.



Sorry. Lame. Had to be done.

 

Agreed, absolutely.

 

For the record, V For Vendetta is on HBOW right now. Big explosions, 1812 Overture, and Natalie. I think I might be all set now. Thanks for all the help, uh, all.

 

Use your body as an amusement park, take a shower, watch an old monster movie. Works every time.

 

So you're saying there's a chance...

 

Just remember that despite all your rage, you are still just a rat in a cage.

 

Did I NOT just say Natalie's on TV???

kidding.

Not really.

No, really.