Deadspin will pay for shots of drunk NFL reporters

So clearly this was tongue-in-cheek.

But still, think these Deadspin guys have a chip on their shoulder bout something?

 

Were we supposed to be outraged? I thought it was funny.

 

Man, I wish I had brought a camera to the last Super Bowl I covered. I'd be rich. ;D

 

Will they pay if the person in the picture was drunk in a bar but got thrown into public?

 

I think they'd pay extra for a sober shot of Ron White.

 

I'd submit a drunk photo of myself if the bounty covers the cost of getting drunk. I get really suave when I'm drunk.

 

We could still have a go at it... How much money do we have in the Kneecap Berman pool? Or did we have to get rid of that because The Moral Arbiter of The Interwebs didn't find THAT funny either?

 

It's South Florida. Don't you mean you get really Rico Suave?

 

I will pay not to see a photo of Arash Markazi's nipple.

 

Or get good and drunk in public and just don't show your ass.

Soon they'll be in competition with TMZSports. They're getting a leg up.

 

Who's outraged by this? Anyone?

 

Jeff Pearlman