Deadspin reveals story of masturbating ESPN exec

Deadspin reveals story of former ESPN exec allegedly masturbating in front of Erin Andrews, physically harming employee.

http://deadspin.com/5855807/why-an-espn-vp-filed-a-pre+emptive-lawsuit-denying-he-masturbated-in-front-of-erin-andrews

Unreal.

 

Masturbating in an aisle seat of an airplane? Is anybody that stupid?

I'm torn here, because I wouldn't put anything past an ESPN executive but this lady does seem like she has an axe to grind. Still, to see another black eye on the face of the WWL makes me quite gleeful.

 

Agree on all accounts. Quite the conundrum.

 

I thought ESPN executives only masturbated to pictures of LeBron and Favre.

 

If the guy actually pursues the lawsuit it should be easy enough to corroborate most of this stuff. There are witnesses for all this stuff, and they have no particular reason to lie -- both of the principals involved here have been fired.

 

He should have been wearing a conundrum.

 

Well played. Thought that might be the Masturbating Bear from Conan. Khachaturian will never be the same.

 

From what I've learned of ESPN from this site of ours, this is what happens when people work in a place where there is nothing to do.

 

This one is tough to believe. Maybe he was playing a little pocket pool, but masturbating under an iPad next to a national TV reporter on an airplane? Highly unlikely.

 

I always wondered where Beavis ended up as an adult.

 

Shut up, fartknocker.