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Dead Pool Revisited: I've Got Gomer Now

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Just_An_SID, Feb 24, 2007.

  1. Just_An_SID

    Just_An_SID Active Member

    We met last night and picked new people in our neighborhood Dead Pool.

    I picked Jim Nabors. He will be 77 in June and had a liver transplant in 1994.

    Other than that, I know nothing else about his health.

    (As I have said before, yes, I know that I am going to hell for this.)
  2. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    Stay out of these pools. A very wise man (OK, it was BYH) is very correct when he says they scream bad karma.
  3. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    I moved Lindsey Lohan up when Anna Nicole went.
  4. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Doesn't Courtney Love have to be on the list somewhere?

    And Britney's dead-pool stock should be on the rise.
  5. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    "In most pools, killing the celebrity in question is considered cheating and results in the killer's immediate disqualification from the pool."
  6. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Here's a hint: Never, ever take Rulon Gardner.
  7. Gomer

    Gomer Active Member

    I'd just like to state that I don't plan on dying anytime soon.
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member


    Still dead.
  9. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    I don't like your chances. Gomer climbed out of his hospital bed, fresh from that liver transplant, to travel to the Indy 500 so he didn't miss singing "Back Home Again in Indiana." He's one tough fake Marine.
  10. Just_An_SID

    Just_An_SID Active Member

    "Surprise, surprise, surprise! That ain't my finger either."

    The punchline to my favorite Gomer Pyle joke.
  11. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Was Britney the No. 1 overall draft pick?
  12. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Oh, my, no. You've got to go with the old folks first, those barely hanging on. Plenty of them to go around.
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