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(Dead) People of Wal-Mart

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    I bet the body was mummified. Or putrefied. One or the other.
     
  2. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    With as humid as it is in the Salinas Valley and with rain not that long ago, mummification seems really unlikely. I feel real bad for the PD and coronor.
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    And whoever buys the car at auction.
     
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  4. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member

    My brother details cars and he had a client bring in a vehicle where a cat had died inside. The guy was unloading stuff, didn't know the cat got in and sealed it up on a 100-degree day for I can't recall how long.

    My brother and his employees could not take the stench to clean the car, so he called his brother-in-law, who had a brain injury from a motorcycle crash and no sense of smell, and had him do the job.
     
  5. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

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  6. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    I can't believe the cops didn't cruise the lot one time running tags. They do that here all the time looking for outstanding warrants.
     
  7. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

     
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    One of our pressmen went fishing once, put his catch in the trunk, got a little drunk and forgot to unload it when he got home. He had to get rid of the car.
    I'm guessing this smelled worse than that.
     
  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    She was a pretty good 6, and far exceeded the People of Walmart standards.
     
  10. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    You sure the fish didn't tell the pressman to go get his shinebox?
     
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  11. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I'd like this more than once if I could.
     
  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    This lady died before Abe Vigoda.
     
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