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Daytona 500 Virgin

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Feb 8, 2013.

  1. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    Boots on the ground, Evil?
     
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I think we'd all like to hear this story.
     
  3. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    No outing! :D

    I was actually there for about three weeks. Stayed at a place on the beach when not staying in the RV.

    It was years ago, but I do remember being quoted in the local newspaper and handing out Krispie Kreams to track security when we'd come back waay late to the RV.

    Back to our traveler, Chris_L in the infield at a NASCAR event has potential.
     
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    He'll suffer from show-me-your-tits overload
     
  5. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    I was wondering the same thing, but I think he can handle it.

    You know how many times he's posted that here over the years.

    Guess we'll find out.
     
  6. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    I never saw people so drunk as I did at the Daytona 500 infield glugfest.

    Except maybe at the University of Dayton as it hosted the NCAA Tournament.
     
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I'm already suffering.
     
  8. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Has the OP checked in?
     
  9. Had a fucking awesome time. Haven't had much time to breathe but will make a longer post later.
     
  10. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    From his board persona I always figured Chris_L was a man of stout constitution and could withstand the rigors of the infield at a NASCAR event.

    His silence makes me wonder if he has met his match and is still in recovery mode.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    That freckled, tiny-penised Irishman is probably still putting aloe on his sunburns every day
     
  12. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    There's also the possibility that he signed a sponsor that is going to allow him to run the AMC Gremlin full-time in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and he's busy with that.

    I heard the Wade Boggs Hair Restoration Centers of America was working the garage area in Daytona looking for a car to sponsor.
     
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