Days Like Today

Because I write for one of those "community newspapers," I've had a few of those e-mails/calls over the last month or so. It really does make up for the early mornings when I get into the office and wonder what the hell I'm doing there while most of the staff is still at home.

It's always nice to get balance from those f'ers who make sure to write and call just to let you know you're what's wrong with the business, you big pile of s^$&.

Maybe not that drastic, but you know.

 

Hah. Found the e-mail in question:

Subject: My new guy's phallus is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.

Cuties always srieked at me and even chaps did in the public bathroom!
Well, now I giggl at them, because I took M_E GA D IK
for 4 months and now my cock is greatly bigger than world.
gain http://strafool.com/
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Gros Islet, Saint Lucia.
project, won the Convention of Scottish Local
product from store shelves, under the direction of the
Saturn's moon Enceladus taken in 2005, has shown that
equal protection, and, as Heaven does its rains, shower

 

"... now my cock is greatly bigger than world"

now that's a big dick.