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David Wells: "I've cut out alcohol"

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MartinEnigmatica, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    And other things, like starches and sugars, fast food, etc...because of his type-II diabetes.

  2. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    lack of booze probably explains why he got lit up in his last start
  3. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    What's a substitute for wildebeest?
  4. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Sad to say it, but the guy probably pitches better when smashed.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Water buffalo put five mile on fast ball.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That's about as believable as me saying I've cut out posting.
  7. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    I sold all my Anheuser-Busch stock today.
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    see: perfect game/

    Admitted in his book he had a "skull-rattlling hangover"
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    And like most things Wells, he backtracked on it once it became a hot topic. "Skull-rattling hangover" became "had a couple beers the night before at Saturday Night Live."

    How do you know Wells is full of crap? His lips are moving.
  10. CapeCodder

    CapeCodder Member

    Are we really all that surprised about this? First gout, now diabetes.
  11. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    I've had gout. Fucking painful as hell.
  12. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Anyone drawing parallels with Wells quitting booze to Barney Gumble trying to go dry and Duff beer does everything they can to get him off the wagon?
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