David Wells: "I've cut out alcohol"

And other things, like starches and sugars, fast food, etc...because of his type-II diabetes.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2804147

 

lack of booze probably explains why he got lit up in his last start

 

What's a substitute for wildebeest?

 

Sad to say it, but the guy probably pitches better when smashed.

 

Water buffalo put five mile on fast ball.

 

That's about as believable as me saying I've cut out posting.

 

I sold all my Anheuser-Busch stock today.

 

see: perfect game/

Admitted in his book he had a "skull-rattlling hangover"

 

And like most things Wells, he backtracked on it once it became a hot topic. "Skull-rattling hangover" became "had a couple beers the night before at Saturday Night Live."

How do you know Wells is full of crap? His lips are moving.

 

Are we really all that surprised about this? First gout, now diabetes.

 

I've had gout. Fucking painful as hell.

 

Anyone drawing parallels with Wells quitting booze to Barney Gumble trying to go dry and Duff beer does everything they can to get him off the wagon?