David Ortiz shot in Dominican Republic

Ya pay $8,000 to upwards of 7 people and ya can't even figure out that the best way to kill someone that you sneak up on is to put one in his dome, not in gut. What a mickey mouse operation.

 

Big Papi could have easily told them, "$8,000 to shoot me? Hell, here's $10,000, don't shoot me."

 

He could’ve just handed over his jewelry.

Ortiz filed for divorce several years ago, but then (I think) he realized how expensive it would be and he dropped the petition.

 

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Yikes, no. Not worth getting shot for.

 

There is something really wrong with that top picture. That's the stuff of nightmares.

 

Perhaps she's Dominican like Teresa Heinz Kerry is African American or Régine Chassagne is Haitian. Or like my good blond-headed Army friend from El Paso, Tony, is Mexican. You never know.

 

One of the suspects in court yesterday told reporters the wrong guy got shot, that the shooter ID'd Ortiz by his clothes.

 

Then he showed these men of will what will really was.

 

I'd rather be shot than navigate that web site again.