David Feherty channels Ben Wright

And the second Tuesday of every other month between 12:47 p.m. and 1:21 p.m.

 

I've read it a couple of times, and while it is pretty clear that Feherty's tongue is in his cheek for most of it, there is no "wink, wink" in the graph about Pelosi.

And there's this:
"I believe in the death penalty, especially for pro-lifers, child molesters, those opposed to gay marriage, and for stupid dancing in the end zone. I believe in the abolition of estate taxes and the Pickens Plan. I'd lower the legal drinking age and raise the driving age to 18 nationwide, make Kinky Friedman governor of Texas, and make all schools, public and private, start earlier with one hour of physical exercise."

 

Actually, it's every day between 12:36 and 12:42 p.m. ET while sj's down. Damn my luck!

 

outstanding stream of consciousness by Feherty

 

Feherty is the dog's nuts.

 

Feherty's rehearsing his "apology" as we speak.
And the editor should be updating his resume.

 

EVerybody funny. Now you funny too.

 

One bourbon, one scotch and one beer for BYM.

 

Your hatred of the Irish knows no bounds.

 

It's not the way he "leans."
It's what he said, which slanders American servicemen and women too.
And the clock on the wall says three o'clock, BYM.

 

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CBS Sports quickly distanced itself from Feherty's writing.

"We want to be clear that this column for a Dallas magazine is an unacceptable attempt at humor and is not in any way condoned, endorsed or approved by CBS Sports," spokeswoman LeslieAnne Wade said.