David Feherty channels Ben Wright

Feherty column on W's return to Dallas.
http://www.dmagazine.com/2009/03/23/Welcome_Home_No_43.aspx
About the only person or thing he doesn't take apart in the column is Augusta National. I guess some things are sacred. I'm sure Jim Nantz appreciates having his name in the story.

 

As somebody who has spent time in that enclave this ...

... is a dead-on description of the area.

 

Yeah, I like that passage about how US troops would murder members of congress.
Go back to yakking off Tiger, dumbass.

 

he's a humorist. Or do you only get liberal humor.

Sorry ... oxymoron.

 

Could you please name some funny conservative comedians?

 

Dennis Miller and Ben Stein do well in stand-up format.

Bill Maher is conservative and funny.

Of course, there is also Larry the Cable Guy who is conservative - - and so unfunny that he might render any list inoperative...

 

Rush Limbaugh

 

No, he's a golf commentator who thinks he's funny.
And this little gag was bullshit, not meant to be humorous at all, and some editor should have saved this dumbass from himself.

 

Maher is a conservative? Really!?!

 

I'm kind of funny every fifth Thursday of each month.

 

Maher is a libertarian. Some of his political views - - he is on the BoD for NORML for example - - are hardly conservative. He is also for privatization of a part of social security and minimalist government. He is not as conservative as say Rush Limbaugh, but he is hardly a "radical left-wing pinko-Commie" either.