1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Dating tips from an investment banker

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by DanOregon, Dec 9, 2011.

  1. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    -You said, "It was nice to meet you." at the end of our date. A woman could say this statement as a way to show that she isn't interested in seeing a man again or she could mean what she said--that it was nice to meet you. The statement, by itself, is inconclusive.

    That's funny, I thought "it was nice to meet you" was code for "on the next date I will fuck you senseless and I can't wait."

    Is that not right?
     
  3. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Hard to believe he's single. ::)
     
  4. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    About two-thirds of the way in, he says: "I suggest that we continue to go out and see what happens. Needless to say, I find you less appealing now (given that you haven't returned my messages) than I did at our first date. However, I would be willing to go out with you again."

    Really makes a gal feel special.

    I am leaning toward this being a hoax but I really want it to be true.
     
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Not an investment banker. Manages mom & pops millions.

    Not that either necessarily means you are a socially-inept dork.

    I love the NY Philharmonic, too. No, I don't want to date Mike. My hair is really thinning and I keep it fairly short, so if I do ever date him, I guarantee I won't be twirling it in a suggestive way.

    I can say that the Philharmonic is not the best place to meet women, unless you like em a little past ripe. We're in our early 40s, hit at least a dozen performances a year, and we usually comment about about how we are bringing the median age down two decades.
     
  6. JR

    JR Active Member

    Ok, this is my favourite part:

    I've gone out with a lot of women in my life. (FYI, I'm not a serial dater. Sometimes, I've only gone out with a woman for one date.) People don’t grow on trees.

    Where do they grow then?

    Marshlands?

    On the top of mountains?

    Caves?
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Let's not go talking crazy here.
     
  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    People grow in pods, connected to some kind of vine or vague tendril.
    In your basement, closet, or garage.
    While your asleep.
     
  9. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Very similar to YGBFKM's first PM to me:

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/12/another-date-letter.html
     
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    In what bizarro world?
     
  11. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    He had me at "inventory." Or perhaps "sweetie." I melted at both terms.
     
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Inventory of seven? Pshaw, you should have told him you had an inventory of 10.
     
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page