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Dating tips from an investment banker

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by DanOregon, Dec 9, 2011.

  1. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    DanOregon, Dec 9, 2011
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  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    -You said, "It was nice to meet you." at the end of our date. A woman could say this statement as a way to show that she isn't interested in seeing a man again or she could mean what she said--that it was nice to meet you. The statement, by itself, is inconclusive.

    That's funny, I thought "it was nice to meet you" was code for "on the next date I will fuck you senseless and I can't wait."

    Is that not right?
     
    LongTimeListener, Dec 9, 2011
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  3. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Hard to believe he's single. ::)
     
    HC, Dec 9, 2011
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  4. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    About two-thirds of the way in, he says: "I suggest that we continue to go out and see what happens. Needless to say, I find you less appealing now (given that you haven't returned my messages) than I did at our first date. However, I would be willing to go out with you again."

    Really makes a gal feel special.

    I am leaning toward this being a hoax but I really want it to be true.
     
    LongTimeListener, Dec 9, 2011
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  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Not an investment banker. Manages mom & pops millions.

    Not that either necessarily means you are a socially-inept dork.

    I love the NY Philharmonic, too. No, I don't want to date Mike. My hair is really thinning and I keep it fairly short, so if I do ever date him, I guarantee I won't be twirling it in a suggestive way.

    I can say that the Philharmonic is not the best place to meet women, unless you like em a little past ripe. We're in our early 40s, hit at least a dozen performances a year, and we usually comment about about how we are bringing the median age down two decades.
     
    The Big Ragu, Dec 9, 2011
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  6. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Ok, this is my favourite part:

    I've gone out with a lot of women in my life. (FYI, I'm not a serial dater. Sometimes, I've only gone out with a woman for one date.) People don’t grow on trees.

    Where do they grow then?

    Marshlands?

    On the top of mountains?

    Caves?
     
    JR, Dec 9, 2011
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  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Let's not go talking crazy here.
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 10, 2011
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  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    People grow in pods, connected to some kind of vine or vague tendril.
    In your basement, closet, or garage.
    While your asleep.
     
    Buck, Dec 10, 2011
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  9. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Very similar to YGBFKM's first PM to me:

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/12/another-date-letter.html
     
    Care Bear, Dec 10, 2011
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  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    In what bizarro world?
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 10, 2011
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  11. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    He had me at "inventory." Or perhaps "sweetie." I melted at both terms.
     
    Care Bear, Dec 10, 2011
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  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Inventory of seven? Pshaw, you should have told him you had an inventory of 10.
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 10, 2011
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