Dating Advice?

Awesome.

Last word of advice, whatever you perceive as your shortcomings, you have to go in there ignoring them as if they don't exist and be confident in your strengths and you are her best shot.

Do not call and leave 6 consecutive messages on her voicemail at 2 am. (Favreau)

Good luck. (You're not really going to need it because she already digs you.)

 

Heck, that should be a movie. Single guy goes out on dates, texts for advice from a web site during the date, and show all of us typing advice.

 

Yah, hi. It's Bill Lumbergh. It's about ten o' clock, uh, wondering where you are.

Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh again. I just wanted to make sure you knew that we, uh, did start at the, eh, usual time this morning. Yeah. It isn't a half day or anything like that. So if you could get here as soon as possible, that would be terrific.

Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lum..

Yeah, it's...

Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh...

Yeah, it's me again. Uh, I was away from my desk for a minute. Just checking in case you called while I was gone.

 

If she starts talking about transmission problems, run far away

 

Be sure and rub one out before date to take the pressure off.

 

But don't get the frank and beans out of order!

 

Is that an Onan reference?

 

Bring 8x10 photos of various boob jobs, spread them out on the table, and order her to point out the breasts most approximate to the pair she plans on buying. Bark "TOO SMALL!" at every photo she selects.

Tits,
CB

 

That is great advice.

Moobs,
Dools

 

Don't try to impress her. Let her try to impress you.

 

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Yes, follow this advice, RTE. And sport a Hitler moustache. And jorgos. (jorts/cargo shorts)