Daryl Strawberry throws out first pitch last night

You gotta be kidding me, that's the best they can do?

There's nobody left from the '69 team? Koosman? Clendenon? Agee? There weren't any '86 Mets that stayed out jail they could have used?

Weak franchise.

 

Maybe Jesse Orosco, but isn't he still an active player?

 

I don't know. Maybe they couldn't find a forklift to bring in Sid Fernandez.

 

Should have brought in Buckner.

 

Did they have to put down new chalk for the first base line?

 

There's always Doug Sisk.

 

He and Keith could've had a race, sniffing up the first/third-base lines . . .

 

I hate it when someone beats me to a good joke.

 

Darryl was awesome.

 

My favorite fact of the year: Not one member of the '86 Mets ended his career with the Mets.

What a joke of a franchise. The NL sucks.

 

I know one friend of yours who's still there from the '86 Mets, dickhead.

 

The Tim Teufel-Wally Backman combo at second base was vastly underrated.