Danica McKellar: Smart is cool, Lindsay and Paris not so much

As a leg man, let me say adhfaudshgf;athqweurhgfa;sjfhas...

 

Smart is cool and just say no to drugs.

 

Mr. Snabler, you wanna come work this problem on the board?

 

I would have done much better in my trig course.

Stupid, unsexy Mrs. Jemison giving me a 45 on my regents test.

 

From a Bill Engvall bit:

Daughter asks Bill for help with her math homework.

Looks at the book twice and says, "when they did they start putting these letters with these numbers?"

 

That's also around the time I started to lose my way.

I mean, this was easy:

If x + 3 = 5, find the value of x.

This wasn't so easy:

If x + y = z, and the coefficient of m is 2/3 of the square root of k, and r left Kansas City at j o'clock travelling in the direction of t at a speed of b miles per hour, find the value of s after someone left the cake out in the rain.

Or at least that's how I remember high school math after Grade 10. ???

 

My head hurts, and I didn't get past coefficient.

 

My head hurts.

Crimson was a math person until he got into the 10th grade.

Then, suddenly, he had to start figuring algebra problems with multiple letters, and then he had to start figuring out crap with sines and cosines and vectors and factors, and he became a journalist wannabe .

I'm not sure Winnie Cooper in her hottest day could have gotten me to learn that crap. The calculus professor in college who spoke three words of English (which, ironically, were "do you understand?") certainly didn't.

 

I hate you for even making me think of coefficients and the bastard math they accompany.

 

I got a 32 on my math ACT, but fuck if I can remember any of it.