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Dancing With the....well...um....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, Aug 29, 2011.

  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The cast for the Next Dancing With the Stars:

    Ricki Lake (Former talk show host/actress)
    Rob Kardashian (Kim Kardashian's brother)
    Chaz Bono (Transgender advocate)
    Kristin Cavallari ("The Hills" star)
    Chynna Phillips (Wilson Phillips)
    David Arquette (Actor)
    Elisabetta Canalis (George Clooney's ex)
    Nancy Grace (News anchor)
    Hope Solo (Soccer player)
    Ron Artest (Los Angeles Lakers player)
    J.R. Martinez ("All My Children" star)
    Carson Kressley ("Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" star)

    Granted, I've hardly ever watched the show, but it's hard to imagine a cast that diminishes the standard of "stars" any more than this. And Artest isn't competing as Metta World Peace? Fail
  2. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Question: Does Carson Kressley get a male partner?

    Does Chaz get a female?
  3. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    My ma's head just exploded. Clean up in Aisle Thisshowisgonnafuckingsuck.
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Nancy Grace?

    Nancy Fucking Grace? Seriously?
  5. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    With the requisite apologies to Kathy Griffin, these are really "D List" celebrities.
  6. Quakes

    Quakes Guest

    I never cheer an injury or hope that anyone gets hurt when I'm watching sports.

    Dancing With The Stars isn't a sport.
  7. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    Is Arquette going to wear his WCW championship belt for one of the dances?
  8. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Change the name to dancing with the relatives and former significant others of stars.
  9. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Change it to Dancing With People You May Or May Not Know.
  10. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Fixed for accuracy.
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    If there is a God, he/she will make Nancy Grace's partner a Joran Vandersloot twin.
  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Or have Casey Anthony join the cast. Wait, she might be too famous for this group.
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