Dancing With The Stars hits the ramp and it's up and over the shark!

This year's celebrity contestants include Apple Computer co-founder Steve Wozniak, who did the hard part of inventing the first Apple computer.

???

Evidently ABC feels viewership is low in the geek community.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7878566.stm
http://www.woz.org/

 

They got the wrong Steve:

 

They also got Steve-O, Lawrence Taylor and Lil' Kim. That's some great family viewing.

Oh and that one gymnast too. She's gonna make ABC's taco pop.

 

Isn't Wozniak the guy Kathy Griffin was/is dating?

 

I did not know that.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/939263/steve_wozniak_engaged_but_not_to_kathy.html

 

Belinda Carlisle!

How long before L'il Kim has a wardrobe malfunction?

 

I'm done bashing the celebs they get for this thing. The ones I wasn't familar with soon had nice boosts to their careers. And with Steve-O, Lil Kim and LT and the inclusion of two real-life couples, I'm sure there will be "DRA-Maaaaa."
Imagine if there is a split or some sort of legal matter during the season. And how will Nancy O'Dell cover it? How will Entertainment Tonight cover Nancy O'Dell covering it?

 

You think Nancy O'Dell knows who Steve Wozniak is?

 

Do you think anyone who isn't a computer geek knows who he is?

 

Just the long-time Macintosh and other computer people.

Seriously ... Woz?!? Okay, I realize Jobs isn't necessarily available due to the health issues which Jobs swears are absolutely nothing to be concerned about ... but isn't there somebody else from Silicon Valley/Redmond who might make more sense? Marissa Mayer from Google, perhaps? Do Woz's two dates with Kathy Griffin boost his profile that much?

 

Guess that explains the Nutri-System ads.
Twenty pounds? She lost twice that right after the Go-Gos broke up and she first went solo.

 

if it was 1987, i'd ruin that shit. knock the dust right the fuck off.