Dancing with the Stars field announced

God, please don't let this be a D_B. But I'm pretty sure Julianne won't three-peat since she's paired with Adam Carolla.

Also in the field (alphabetically): Cristian de la Fuente (?), Shannon Elizabeth, Steve Guttenberg, Mario, Marlee Matlin, Penn Jillette, Priscilla Presley, Monica Seles, Jason Taylor, Marissa Jaret Winokur and Kristi Yamaguchi.

I'm guaranteed to watch...Mmmmmmmmm Jason Taylor.

Oh, and ladies? Maksim isn't back this season. Says he needs a "break."

 

I'm so excited.

 

Got to like the figure skater's chances.

 

Maybe you and Ozzie can curl up under a blanket and watch together, pall.


And no, I like Mario's chances. He's already a dancer.

 

My money's on Presley!

But Guttenberg?!?! Holy hell, there's a blast from the 80s.

 

I think Penn should be partnered up with Teller.

 

marlee matalin? the deaf woman?

 

I have two questions and then I'm going to shrink back to my little corner of the interwebs.

Steve Guttenberg? Really?

 

Nah, Priscilla's face will melt off by the fourth episode.



And yes, Write, but it's Matlin.

 

Celebrity Rehab has more starpower than these "stars" for crying out loud.

 

she will win then ... who's going to kick a deaf woman off a dance show?

 

Who is this Mario that's one of the celebrities?

Lemieux? Batali? Super?