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Dana Jacobson: Sarah Silverman wanna-be?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by terrier, Jan 23, 2008.

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  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Apparently Shit Faced Drunk is a no-no as ESPN, Shit Faced Stupid gets you a seat on Sports Center, boo yah.
     
    heyabbott, Jan 23, 2008
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  2. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    So Dana Jacobsen walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
     
    Mystery_Meat, Jan 23, 2008
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  3. Jar of Flies

    Jar of Flies Member

    Where's the video? Surely there had to be someone there who videotaped this thing.

    Jesus!
     
    Jar of Flies, Jan 23, 2008
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  4. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Leave it to the fucking Catholic church to pick THIS as a big problem to fight.

    And they wonder why so many of us have left and don't plan on coming back. They've pissed off my mother several times lately, as well, and I never thought I'd see that happen.
     
    Hammer Pants, Jan 23, 2008
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  5. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Winner winner chicken dinner.
     
    buckweaver, Jan 23, 2008
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  6. nafselon

    nafselon Well-Known Member

    I think shit-faced drunk was cool at the WWL until the 2006 Holiday party....which is why the 2007 Holiday party was a beer & wine event.
     
    nafselon, Jan 23, 2008
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  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    What happened in 06? Was that the Sean Salisbury Dick in a Copier year?
     
    Armchair_QB, Jan 23, 2008
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  8. nafselon

    nafselon Well-Known Member

    I dunno exactly the ins and outs. I do know, however, several prominent on and off-screen members of the WWL were drunk as hell and some were using very creative pick-up lines on some of the younger female workers...One of the most creative lines of the night was said to a young female staffer on the .com side by one of the notables...."Hey, you wanna fuck"..

    Needless to say I'm sure that was just the tip of the yuletide iceberg.

    I can say with complete certainty that this year's party was much tamer (since I was there). This has a little to do with the lack of liquor and a lot to do with the 13 inches of fresh powder that dusted through the area.

    Still the best catered event I've ever been to.
     
    nafselon, Jan 23, 2008
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  9. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    This is fantastic. I might use this in a story someday.

    Did you make that up?
     
    GBNF, Jan 23, 2008
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  10. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    Wish I did. It's actually a repurposed Steve Spurrier joke I've used on a number of occasions.
     
    terrier, Jan 23, 2008
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  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I don't care what you say. I still miss Harold Reynolds.
     
    mike311gd, Jan 23, 2008
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  12. bigbadeagle

    bigbadeagle Member

    13 inches of fresh powder? Who can snort that much coke in Bristol?
    Dana Jacobson? Not doable.
    Sarah Silverman? Doable, especially after a few drinks.
    This has been your male chauvinist pig moment of the day, brought to you by the Catholic League, telling you what to do since Christ was a kid.
    (BTW, I say this is a baptized, confirmed member of the Church of Rome).
     
    bigbadeagle, Jan 23, 2008
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