Dana Jacobson: Sarah Silverman wanna-be?

She should've said f... William Donahue, too:

http://www.catholicleague.org/release.php?id=1381

For the record, ESPN suspended her for a week. Nice to know WWL misbehavior isn't just for the boys anymore.

 

She better stop trying now. She'll never be Sarah Silverman. Never.

 

I say fuck Notre Dame and fuck Touchdown Jesus every Saturday during college football season. Does this mean the Catholic League, which should have better goddamn things to worry about than this heaping helping of shit, is going to come after me?

 

IT'S A FUCKING ROAST!

Nothing is supposed to be out of bounds at a roast.

 

And fuck William Donahue with a many-bladed can opener.

 

What's the difference between William Donahue and God? God doesn't think he's William Donahue.

 

For the first 15 years of my life, I thought Jesus' full name was Jesus Fucking Christ, thanks to my mom. I'll tell her to check her mailbox.

 

For something that was part of a private function, weak. CL should put pressure on some of their priests who find that they can't keep some of their vows to the church the way they did to ESPN.

 

How about the CL worry about priests who molest children? Or realize that in th 21st Century, it's okay for a priest to be (A) married or (B) a woman or (C) gay. Maybe they can worry about the number of young American Catholics who are walking away from the church.

You know, real issues.

 

I don't think she was so much a Sarah Silverman wanna-be as much as a bad drunk.

 

Why would Dana Jacobson want to be unfunny?

The quote doesn't seem to come off funny at all so I assume she is exactly like Sarah Silverman and not a wanna-be.

 

I think Dana should clarify her comments, When she said FUCK JESUS, she was referring to the 8 year old boy named Jesus who lives down the street. I believe the CATHOLIC LEAGUE regularly gets behind the fucking of 8 year old boys.