Dan Hawkins "Go play intramurals brotha"

Pre You Tube, there was a "Best of Steve Spurrier" video out there that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I think it was from almost entire career at Florida. There was some vintage shit on there.

I've never seen it on YouTube. It was about 15 minutes long. No real rants, just quick hits. Holy shit was it funny.

 

The sad thing is Lynn - he's a good kicker....but he's an idiot.

Obviously, not a coach, but coming from Manning (during the Pro Bowl no less) made it great.

 

"We aren't responsible for fuck."

I have to wonder if JerryVan Dyke's character on Coach wasn't patterned after Jerry.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyRSV9eqTUY
Grab, Grab, Grab. Nobody tacking, everybody grabbing!


They're killing me, whitey, they're killing me!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbQ2trX9F4U&feature=player_detailpage#t=105

 

Texas baseball coach Augie Garrido...
He's got several of them, this is my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVX-6_Q0InE

 

Offensive rebounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEuOTkTQ8h4

 

That is a great one. I like that guy.

 

Returning to this thread's namesake, we have Dan Hawkins from his Boise State days. They nearly blew a game against Tulsa by punching in a late touchdown instead of taking a knee. Tulsa got the ball back, scored, but couldn't recover an onside kick. Someone asked him about it at his weekly presser a couple of days later (no video of it, sorry)

 

The pro wrestling holy grail of responding to a reporter's questions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ

 

Hard to believe there was ever a time when "Is pro wrestling fake" was a debatable question.

And I thought this was thread for rants by coaches in real sports, not performers in redneck performance art.

 

This thread would not be complete without the First Family of coaching rants. First, big daddy Knight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_2ifFbEYRc

Plus his son setting a new standard for throwing your team under the bus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-W1LgKdlR8

 

I was considering that it was for crazy responses to reporters' questions. Figured it qualified.

Anyhoo, here's a fun hockey one, with John Tortorella and Larry Brooks. Torts knows what they did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU8CJQiAycI