Dan Hawkins "Go play intramurals brotha"

Perhaps my all time favorite coaching rant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je-gpy6Y_UA

Lets get a list going. Please include You Tube of the rant.

 

This is my favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR8L_OW7kbY

"Terry Crowley is lucky he's in fuckin' baseball, for chrissake. He was released by the Cincanatta Reds, he was released by the fuckin' goddamn Atlanta Braves. We saw that Terry Crowley could sit on his fuckin' ass for eight innings and enjoy watching the baseball game just like any other fan and has the ability to break one open in the fuckin' ninth. So if this cocksucker'd mind his own business and let me manage the fuckin' team, we'd be a lot better off."

 

If you want to crown them, then crown their ass. But they are who we thought they are. (pounds table) And we let 'em off the hook!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAN9ORwsiVA

 

".....fuckers...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNcBFZ26lcI

 

This is definitely the winner in the "best rant by the worst coach"

There have been a lot of bad coaches in college football. Hawkins might be the worst of the last 20 years.

 

I never heard that one before. That was awesome.

 

Lee Elia:

McRae might be 2, but this is definitely 1.

 

Tommy Lasorda + Dave Kingman = GOLD (The "See ya, Bill" at the end gets me every time)

Tommy Lasorda + Bevacquia probably better though

 

Here's a list from last year with clips embedded

http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/61033688/

Includes Lasorda twice, Mora, Gundy and a couple listed above

 

My favorite is the "Put Your Name on it" rant from Herm Edwards.

The only video I could find was the SportsCenter 18 second version which doesn't do it justice.

I especially like it because he's talking about "anonymous sources"

 

I'm a man! I'm 40!

 

Elia's the best in a one-off, but Jim Mora deserves special mention for just his complete disgust with himself and everyone around him on numerous occasions:

Playoffs?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oSFYxDGKy8

Diddly-poo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tie0tz7jGDI

Fans cheering Wade Wilson injury: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvMwECIOXYs

Coulda, woulda, shoulda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKhyj5Szmks

You don't know and you never will: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHipzGL4dwM