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Dan Hawkins "Go play intramurals brotha"

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Boom_70, Nov 11, 2014.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Perhaps my all time favorite coaching rant.


    Lets get a list going. Please include You Tube of the rant.
  2. SnarkShark

    SnarkShark Well-Known Member

    This is my favorite


    "Terry Crowley is lucky he's in fuckin' baseball, for chrissake. He was released by the Cincanatta Reds, he was released by the fuckin' goddamn Atlanta Braves. We saw that Terry Crowley could sit on his fuckin' ass for eight innings and enjoy watching the baseball game just like any other fan and has the ability to break one open in the fuckin' ninth. So if this cocksucker'd mind his own business and let me manage the fuckin' team, we'd be a lot better off."
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    If you want to crown them, then crown their ass. But they are who we thought they are. (pounds table) And we let 'em off the hook!

  4. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member


  5. RecoveringJournalist

    RecoveringJournalist Well-Known Member

    This is definitely the winner in the "best rant by the worst coach"

    There have been a lot of bad coaches in college football. Hawkins might be the worst of the last 20 years.
  6. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I never heard that one before. That was awesome.
  7. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Lee Elia:

    McRae might be 2, but this is definitely 1.
  8. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Tommy Lasorda + Dave Kingman = GOLD (The "See ya, Bill" at the end gets me every time)

    Tommy Lasorda + Bevacquia probably better though
  9. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member

    Here's a list from last year with clips embedded


    Includes Lasorda twice, Mora, Gundy and a couple listed above
  10. RecoveringJournalist

    RecoveringJournalist Well-Known Member

    My favorite is the "Put Your Name on it" rant from Herm Edwards.

    The only video I could find was the SportsCenter 18 second version which doesn't do it justice.

    I especially like it because he's talking about "anonymous sources"
  11. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    I'm a man! I'm 40!
  12. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Elia's the best in a one-off, but Jim Mora deserves special mention for just his complete disgust with himself and everyone around him on numerous occasions:

    Playoffs?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oSFYxDGKy8

    Diddly-poo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tie0tz7jGDI

    Fans cheering Wade Wilson injury: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvMwECIOXYs

    Coulda, woulda, shoulda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKhyj5Szmks

    You don't know and you never will: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHipzGL4dwM
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