Damon Lindelof wins The Twitters today

Justin Bieber was wearing this:



So Damon Lindelof took to Twitter.

https://twitter.com/DamonLindelof

 

Holy shit, that is awesome.

 

The full Biebs ensemble from today:

 

The pants trump the hat.

 

"That hat looks like Pac Man wandered into the gay bar from Police Academy"
"The only excuse for that hat is to block Professor X from reading Bieber's mind."
"Bieber's Hat died for your sins."

Amazing.

 

This had me rolling.

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"Ya, where do I find the pants that make me look like I'm walking around with a load in them?"

 

The hat is absolutely stupid, and that Twitter breakdown was phenomenal.

But Bieber should be deported for those goddamn pants. I hate him for wearing those.

I hope he gets an STD.

 

So, is the I-shit-my-pants look a thing now? He absolutely looks like he's sportin' a load there.

 

This exchanged just happened:

Me: I have to say I'll have no problem calling out our son if he dresses like an idiot.

CB: But I dress him.

Me: Not NOW. I'm not calling out an 18-month-old.

(both of us laughing)

 

YGBFKM to Case: "You're not seriously thinking about going out like that are you? Sleeves are out."

 

His current phase involves taking off his pants and shirts. Often in public. At this point, it's hilarious.