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DadLife Question - My kid colored on the walls. HELP.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Rhody31, Oct 27, 2015.

  1. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    Eh, fuck it. If mine don't burn the house down by day's end, I consider it a victory.
     
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  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

  3. WriteThinking

    WriteThinking Well-Known Member

    Randy Pausch would've applauded this idea.
     
  4. YorksArcades

    YorksArcades Active Member

    Bill Belichick would have that garbage erased in the blink of an eye. He'd probably hire LaGarrett Blount to work some mojo.
     
  5. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    If?
     
    dixiehack, schiezainc and sostartled like this.
  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Bodyslam the kid to the ground, so they won't grow up to have their cellphones out in school.
     
    JC likes this.
  7. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    In three octaves, too. Just like Dad!
     
  8. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    After reading only the title I was going to say, tell him to go to the backyard and pick out a switch. But as for the wall, maybe sand and paint.
     
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It was either that or say "unless your 18-month-old is standing on a table." But I didn't want to give the impression that Rhody does a poor job supervising his toddler or anything.
     
    Last edited: Oct 28, 2015
  10. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    So...what ended up happening? Are you still alive? Did the wife murder you?
     
  11. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    He's been radio silent on social media. I'm beginning to worry.
     
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