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Daddy, read me the story about mommy's tummy tuck again!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Apr 16, 2008.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    A plastic surgeon is peddling a children's book about his business ...

    http://www.newsweek.com/id/132240
     
  2. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    They've hired Joan Rivers to be the voice of the book-on-tape version.
     
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    solid. damn solid. [/Tom Petty]
     
  4. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Is the villain in the story portrayed as a malpractice attorney?

    And I can envision the sequels to this book:

    Mommy's New Boyfriend.

    Why Mommy and Daddy Now Live Apart.
     
  5. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Haven't they already released:

    Why I Have Two Mommies or Why I Have Two Daddies?
     
  6. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Foreword by Kanye West...
     
  7. beardpuller

    beardpuller Active Member

    ... This pair of breasts was too big. This pair was too small. But this pair is juussst riggghhtt.
     
  8. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Mary had a little lamb.
    It's fleece was white as snow.

    But, Mary wanted to find rams.
    So, she bought big boobs for show.
     
  9. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Well Timmy... Sometimes mommies have the nerve to do things like have babies and superficial asshole daddies want the mommies to look the exact same way they did when they were 22...
     
  10. Bill Brasky

    Bill Brasky Active Member

    This is why the terrorists hate us.
     
  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    You are a terrible human being.
     
  12. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    That one took me about five seconds...

    And I now agree with IJAG...
     
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