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Daddy-daughter time at PNC results in lifetime ban

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Feb 27, 2013.

  1. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

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    Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had been out with and said, "It’s hard to say exactly what she looked like. She was kind of a Joe Torre with tits." This joke can only be explained with a picture of Joe Torre. But I’m not sure any exist. He dissolves camera lenses. -- Jim Bouton, "Ball Four."
     
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  2. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    I will always remember Joe Pepitone's quote "someone has to f*** the fat chicks."
     
  3. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I didn't say "prefer." You take what you can get. I'll admit that was one of my weaker efforts, but despite the posturing, I'm sure that all of SportsJournalists.com isn't pulling in the 6.8s and up. Some of us settle for the 6.2s to 6.4s.

    And the hair thing wasn't my fault. It was all body hair, and we started dating in winter when it was all covered up. It was a few dates in before I found out what I was dealing with.
     
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Instead of a "How About No" bear, we need a "Rick Stain Would" bear.
     
  5. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Only if they were bringing in Three Finger Brown.
     
  6. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

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  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Way to come through in your retirement, Pope!
     
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  8. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    We have a winner!
     
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  9. JosephC.Myers

    JosephC.Myers Active Member

    That's just great right there.
     
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  10. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    "Bringing in Three Finger Brown" sounds like a euphemism for The Shocker.
     
  11. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    No outing.
     
  12. RubberSoul1979

    RubberSoul1979 Active Member

    Love the quote from the defense attorney: "Quite frankly...It didn't turn out well,"
     
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