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DAAAAAMMMMNNN IIITTT. I neeeedddddd aaaaaaa newwww keyboaaaaaaaaarrrrrddddddddd

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Starman, Aug 19, 2006.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
  2. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    BBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    Unless it's a work computer. Then smash it with a hammer and give it to IT.
     
  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Re: DAAAAAMMMMNNN IIITTT. I neeeedddddd aaaaaaa newwww keyboaaaaaaaaarrrrrddddd

    It is a work computer. Apparently the requisition for a new keyboard got lost behind the new wheel covers for Mr. Publisher's Corvette. :mad:
     
  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Re: DAAAAAMMMMNNN IIITTT. I neeeedddddd aaaaaaa newwww keyboaaaaaaaaarrrrrddddd

    Dammit, this keyboard deserves Starman Justice.

    Oh. Wait.
     
  5. Jack_Bauer

    Jack_Bauer Member

    A co-worker once switched his non-functioning keyboard with the ME's late one night. Try it yourself, you might feel better.
     
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Yeah, that would get it changed pretty quick. When he gets a new one, swap it back
     
  7. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    There's guys that do that in our office with chairs.

    It's gotten so bad that people are now writing their last names on the backs of their chairs with big magic markers.

    We used to switch keyboards in the office too, until one guy switched with one of our assistant editors. He found out about it the next day and drop-kicked a garbage can.
     
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Jerk off on yours until it doesn't work any more.

    Then, simply show up for your shift with a book and read quietly at your desk.
     
  9. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Yeah, and if you need any ammunition for the spank bank, you can look up that picture of that Wichita State cheerleader doing the shocker.
     
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Or I'll sell you some photos of asian dong, real cheap.
     
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