Curb Your Enthusiasm returns tonite.

Hate to think what you're going to wash that down with ...

 

From the opening scene, I knew how this was gonna end. Still, getting there was quitre a ride.
Funkhouser knew precisely what he was doing.

 

"Larry Jew"
"Black penis cake"
And a "Pretty good" to cap it off.

Classic CYE.
"Entourage" what?

 

"So your last name is Black? That's like, if my last name were Jew. Larry Jew."

"That's a penis."
"Well, we're an erotic bakery."

Awesome first episode.

Looks like we get Gina Gershon reprising her role as the Hasidic dry cleaner next week. Can't wait!

 

"Well, then why did you take the balls home?"

 

Tell Me You Love Me just seems like a depressing show...

 

Depressing, and boring. It was like watching a reality show about my whiny friends' lives. With more sex. Look, a butt! A boob! Gratuitous fucking! Fucking again, but still whining! Lots of groaning, no passion.....

CYE, on the other hand....whining, but it works.

 

I hate shows that try to make it seem like all married people are the most miserable people on the planet...

 

The baby-hungry wife jerking her husband off was really disturbing. I'll give it a few more weeks, but, really, I don't want to know that much about people's problems, even if it's combined with a lot of gratuitous nudity.

Curb was damn funny.

 

If I want gratuitous nudity, I'll watch Californication, which is at least funny and has a much, much better looking cast...

 

That show I've really liked so far.