Curb Your Enthusiasm, episode 2

This show is brilliant.
"You don't jerk off outside our house."
"The law of the dry cleaner."

 

The long layoff made me forget how hilarious this show is.

And outing alert: Anon 7:25 is really Larry David.

 

"What's the big deal? Come on over, whack off, have a good time!"

"Your semen stained blanket will be ready on Wednesday"

"It's fake philanthropy, and it's faux anonymity! What do you think about that?"

"Next time I give money, it's going to be anonymous. And I'm going to tell everybody."

"I'd rather have the masturbator in the house than the gossiper."

"Larry David??? What are you doing in this Klan sheet?"

 

I loved the scene where he and Leon are sitting there in their Joe Pepitone jerseys playing War.

"One, two, three, four, I declare a war."

"That's the ejaculate."

 

Last week was a decent premiere, but this week cranked it up a notch. And we've barely scratched the surface or what Larry might get himself into with the Black family (including three unrelated females) living in his house.

 

Agreed, Jake. I just knew that Cheryl (or maybe Wanda Sykes) would walk in when the older woman was straddling Larry after tackling him for wearing the sheet.

And is Susie Essman brilliant or what? "What are you, in fifth grade? Keep your fucking hands off me!" Not that I'd want to be married to her, though ...

 

Was that Gina Gershon working at the dry cleaners?

 

They looked like hers, anyway.

 

Yes. That character was a key figure of an episode two seasons ago, when Larry was pursuing his 10th anniversary present. I hope she makes another appearance this season.

 

Is it just me, or is Cheryl a little more pissy than usual so far?
Remember, LD was in the process of getting divorced while this season was being shot.
ETA: Cheryl Hines was on Conan last night, radiating major shikse appeal. LD cast her before realizing she wasn't Jewish.

 

How would you act if you were married to Larry David?

 

Ask my wife, Ace. I even kind of look like him.