Crossthread font: SJ.com Resolution

You ARE a regular around here...

 

Every day for the past five years. I just posted when the mood struck me. I guess a new name struck my mood pretty good.

 

I like that, but what if you're sarcastically trying to say you're being clever, like if you're making a dumb joke on purpose? I guess we need a separate font for that.

Geez, the overall number of posts is going to go way down, because it's going to take forever to code them up ...

 

You could possibly use maroon for that. I was sort of baffled by the number of available font colors.

 

So like, if sarcasm is blue, and cleverness is yellow, sarcastic cleverness could be green? We're going to need a color wheel.

 

I thought blue was geography, yellow was history, pink was entertainment, brown was arts & literature, green was science and nature and orange was sports & leisure.

 

I heart you.

 

I thought it was too. Trivial pursuit is my game.

 

Old-school trivial pursuit is awesome. That fancy new stuff sucks.

 

I thought black was for post-padding?

 

Damn solid.

 

I once said "red font" to a Cajun woman, a teacher, who blushed and said it reminded her of her favorite sexual position. If you are not a linguist (cunning or otherwise) you might need some time to figure it out. Man, I miss her.