Crossed Giblets Of Death III -- The Reckoning

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Well, I don't write as colorfully as you, but I may have some good stories to tell after Turkey Day. I am going over to my roommate's mom's house. The cast will be me and the two roommates, his very Italian widowed mother, his uncle - who is a retired New Jersey cop - our sports copy editor, who has the most extreme Type A personality and who most of us hate but feel bad for, another one of our writer's who thinks he knows everything and another photog who is a little naive to say the least.

There will be lots of wine and lots of beer, with the potential for snow in West Texas. Should be interesting.

 

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I'm going to be peppering 21 questions because this is my first thanksgiving thread and I'm fascinated by the whole motherly guilt stuff. Just for background, and not daring to attempt to steal 21's thunder, I will tell you my house was quite the opposite.

My most memorable thanksgiving was when I was still in college. My girlfriend at the time, who for all I know posts on here (from what I understand she's doing quite well in sports now), and my best friend came home with me for the holiday break.

We all passed out on the couch during Thanksgiving dinner as my relatives ate around us. That night we all got sloshed, along with my teenage brother, his high school friends and my older sister, who was also visiting for the break.

One of the high school girls tried to orally pleasure my best friend, which would have been fine had she not been 17ish and puking on my brother's carpet. She also tried to seduce me as I cleaned up her vomit. It turned into one Thanksgiving orgy. Kids making out and other grunting exercises in corners, under blankets.

To this day, I'm still trying to figure out who was fucking my sister.

 

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Why, Write-Brained, would you ever want to know that? My sister's married and I still don't want to know.

 

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I want to hear more about your sister having sex with boyfriends while the room smelled of cat piss....

And when are you making the trek oyver the river thru the hoods?

 

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I'm actually really glad this story ended this way and not like that terrible internet story about the girl meeting the guy on the internet and it turning out to be her dad.

 

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Goddamnit. Shit like that never happened to me.

 

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Me neither. The girlfriend and I were holed up in my mom's room having unrandom, rather predictable relations. I'd just come up for air every now and then to make sure no one was burning down the house.

 

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That is horrible.

 

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Too bad you weren't single, you could have had a six-way with the high school girls.

 

One day away....

 

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You need to change our headline.

(Although 'One Day Away' made me think of 'One Day More,' completing your whole Javert scenario...)

Fascinated by the 'Slut Sisters Do Thanksgiving' angle developing here.

 

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As long as its not "One More Day"