Crossed Giblets Of Death III -- The Reckoning

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Or Swedish. Gawd, I love blondes.

 

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No fucking way. Did that really happen? That is fucking hilarious. Like something out of a John Irving novel. I want to call bullshit, but I'd rather suspend disbelief and read some more.

 

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WHAT KIND OF PERSON LIES ABOUT THEIR FATHER'S DEATHBED NOTE??

He wrote some other stuff too, but my hand to God, those were his last words to me.

('Sweetheart, your father did not mean that about the cat...we all love the cat....everyone knows, he got cancer when you refused to go to law school, please don't blame yourself for the cat...')

 

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That's even funnier than the cat cancer line.

Folks, let 21 run wild here. Don't interrupt it. Between her family and her flair for writing about it, she's the Hall of Fame and the rest of us are the junior varsity. None of us will be able to match what happens Thursday. So don't try.

 

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I waived the white flag long ago in that department, dickhead.

EDIT: It's waved. I've been corrected.

 

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Blushing, but someone else had better be posting here. My mother has a Gateway 386 with dialup that Lou may or may not have connected to the garbage disposal instead of the phone line. My posts may not show up until Groundhog Day.

This is the official Family Therapy thread. All psychosis is welcome.

Wicked, you never said, was she a virgin? In case someone asks?

 

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I will need some time, but I will tell you all about the just-completed trip to Mom-and-Dadbeat's for the first family Thanksgiving in many moons.

One nugget: I believe I had a panic attack one the drive from the airport and that's the high point.

 

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Just to clear something up, because I can't remember, is Lou your stepdad?

 

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Yes. Lou is my mother's second husband. He is not my father, although my mother never got around to emptying my father's closet after he died, so Lou occasionally wears his clothes. Usually only to holidays.

 

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Does he wear your dad's cologne, too?

 

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This is all about you, 21. No one wants to know more of my dumbass story, and I thank BYH for reminding me of that.

No, she was not.

 

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That's just wrong.

About the thread, I mean. Perfectly okay that she wasn't a virgin.

Look, we all have to get through the holiday, let's just pile on together.