Cris Carter urged NFL rookies to have a “fall guy”

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've won National titles.
I've even won a Super Bowl or nine, so fine.

I've hung with teams at Soldier Field,
Covered ass for a coach named Bo,
But somehow I don’t see no playing time.

It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for the dopes in the games and on TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my starting players
Hold a trophy up while my rights are read to me.

I might scream about fucking pussies,
I might drunk drive a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that let Jameis be a star.

I've never spent much time in school
But I saw Jimbo plenty.
It's true I said I hit her so he’d play, Hey Hey.

I've gotten burned over RayRay Lewis,
Locked up for Randy Moss.
But when he feels the heat I’m sent away, Hey Hey.

I might post a racist twitter,
Or Jew jokes from my vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Big Ben’s rap sheet fine

 

wow. a minute apart. and we both left the same unchanged parts.

 

We both also used Big Ben as a reference point....which ok, really isn't that much of a surprise

 

Because it's never not funny:

 

Is PK still coaching softball now that his daughter is out of college (would think, IIRC his stories about her hs games). Any updates on his team?

 

What a shock. The CC comments/whitewash by his writer were covered only minimally in his Q and A.

 

Still can't get over Warren Sapp, counselor to the young.

 

Now is not the appropriate time to have the conversation about fall guys. #NRAlogic