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Crazy neighbors

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by MertWindu, Mar 7, 2007.

  1. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Ring his doorbell and confront him. Ask him what he claims is so "unhealthy" about living below you. Find out what his problem really is.

    Of course, you should definitely bring up the point about your car's transmission dying. Ask him why he assumed that your car is parked in such a manner as to purposely annoy him.

    The guy believes that you are intentionally out to get him. Otherwise why would he have talked to his doctors?

    Ring the doorbell and confront him. When he's forced to address you face to face it is extremely likely that he will either back down on certain stances or you will be able to better understand why the guy is so damn crazy.
  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Write him a note letting him know it's his imaginary friend who's causing all his health problems. Help him out by telling him you've seen his imaginary friend at work and you've told the cops. They're sending a sketch artist over right now.
  3. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    Or, he will be the one holding a claw hammer . . . behind his back . . . willing to use it . . . on you.
  4. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Was about to suggest that very thing, but didn't want to have back-to-back posts.
  5. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Maybe the two doctors he spoke to are Dr. Seuss and Dr. Pepper.
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    It's Dr Pepper.
  7. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Buy an extra deadbolt.
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Then put it in a sock and club this asshole over the head with it.
  9. MC Sports Guy

    MC Sports Guy Member

    next time, just completely park in his space. If you're going to get scolded, there may as well be a reason for it.
  10. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Hmmm. Next time I go to a restaurant, I'm asking for a "durr pepper".
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Actually, I think it would be funny to park just over his line again and have him call the cops and explain that you are taking up the space of the car he doesn't have.
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Actually, the way to handle it is park in his space and leave a note on his door saying that next time (Neighbor's) car is park in his spot, he's going to call the police and have it towed....
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