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You could buy some doughnuts with a cool billion, huh? ;D

 

Or Kolaches, if Little Man had his way. Lots and lots of kolaches.

 

You could probably get controlling interest of Krispy Kreme with a chunk of a billion, and have them put that awesome conveyor doughnut contraption in your living room.

RB

 

That would be fantastic for the three weeks, up until the point where you died.

 

Those belts are awesome.. I wonder if all the percolating grease would make my skin less dry?

 

Thanks for stopping by Homer.

 

Well, and I'm sure this will get me flamed, I think Krispy Kreme holds a very dim candle to others in the donut world.

The best, I mean absolute BEST donuts on the planet come from here: http://www.shipleydonuts.ws/company.html

Their chocolate-filled donuts are the closest you can get to a public orgasm without getting arrested. And their kolaches kept parts of Houston alive post-Hurricane Ike when virtually every one of their stores, using a generator mounted on the back of a truck, made hundreds of batches of the things.

 

I am a Brandon Roy fan. I actually could give a shit about the Blazers now that I realize, as a former Sonic fan, rooting for them is being a traitor.

 

In other news, the CEO of Big Sausage Pizza said he would not describe any part of his site as being "pizza-related."

 

I love that damned place! And kolaches are a sign that God loves us.

 

With business decisions like that, he might have a future in the world of newspapers.

 

Bless you. I could propose to you for that.