Cowboys release Terrell Owens

oh my god, no ... you can't be serious

not top 10. not top 15. probably not top 20 right now

chuck taylor is right

there's a reason owens has not played in a postseason win since 2002, is 1-5 in his last six postseason games, has fewer than 50 yards in four of his last six playoff games and went 14 straight weeks without a 100-yard game until late last year?

look at Owens' 2008 season: eight games with 38 or fewer yards

top-three WR? seriously?

 

You motherfucker.

WHATEVER YOU GUYS DO DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK. DO NOT DO IT. IT'S NOT SUITABLE FOR HUMANITY.

I'll find you, Trey, beat you senseless and subject you to footage of Sid Bream rounding third until your head explodes, you fuckface.

 

Oh. That's nasty.[ClevelandBrown]

 

They should crack open some of those classic Sal Paolantonio reports. You know, the ones that went like this:

Repeated every ten minutes, like clockwork.

 

Has anybody checked with that Dallas douche who was heckling Ed Werder? He's probably inconsolable right now.

 

As much of an overpaid pain in the ass as T.O. is, his departure makes the Cowboys worse. Not that there's anything wrong with that; just sayin'.

 

Shit, anyone checked on Werder, who is likely laughing himself to tears right now.

 

How many millions of reasons to live does this cost T.O.?

 

What is the actual penalty they're taking for cutting him? Because the whole Ware deal they're trying to put together might have something to do with this. Then again, I'm still swirling here.

 

Time for the Dallas media to stake out his house tomorrow to witness his morning sit-ups.

p.s. Someone please muzzle Stephen A. Smith.

 

I was about to say they could probably get a guy like Harvin when they picked, but then I realized they shipped the pick off to Detroit.

 

I knew there was a reason I never had a drink with you when you were down here.