Cowboys owner Jerry Jones accused of sexual assault in lawsuit

As a Cowboys fan, I hope to God that he's guilty and that his piece of crap son Stephen was an accessory after the fact.

The main reason the Yankees won 4 World Series between 1996 and 2000 was because Steinbrenner's suspension by MLB allowed the club's baseball people to rebuild the farm system.

Not to trivialize sexual assault, but I wouldn't be opposed to Jerry and all of his loser progeny going away for, oh, say, forever.

 

Worst week for the NFL since Trent Dilfer was able to call himself a Super Bowl winning quarterback.

 

Not a bad way to spend eight nights a year.

 

Tip your cap and take a long, slow turn around the bases, son. You earned it.

 

But it's a long drought from mid-December to September.

 

Nine if you count the preseason.

 

That's just worth a lap dance.

 

Also, the reason the Yankees were a dynasty in the late 70s is because Steinbrenner was suspended for his campaign finance conviction, allowing the baseball people to do their job.

 

I bet that Jones knew this was coming and signed Michael Sam to build up
some goodwill.

 

Why is she an ex-stripper anyway -- by choice or by gravity?

 

I think this gets thrown out PDQ...

 

Let's see... Ben Roethlisberger was accused of sexual assault, no criminal charges were ever filed against him, but a civil lawsuit was.

Roger Goodell suspended this high-profile quarterback, who was on two Super Bowl winning teams, for six games, later reduced to four.

Now the arguably highest-profile owner in the NFL gets a sexual assault lawsuit filed against him.

I fully expect Roger to make the wrong move when all is said and done. Prove me wrong, Roger.