Cowbell gets Onioned: ONLY 180 million viewers?

Re: ONLY 180 million viewers?

Chrissakes.... It's from The Onion.

Pathetic..... beneath pathetic.

 

Re: ONLY 180 million viewers?

C'mon Simon. You're not beneath pathetic. Just regular pathetic.

 

I'll take any path on the back I can get at this point.

 

Waitaminutehere ..... the part about people being executed on live television didn't tip you off to that piece being from The Onion???

 

Here's another story from the current Onion that might apply to our business.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/study_not_being_an_asshole

 

I don't know if I should place this link here or on the running baseball thread.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/c_c_sabathia_prince_fielder_keep

 

Cowbell: boiling over with fail.

I predict this article will be printed out thousands of times and anonymously posted on bulletin boards, slipped under doors, left on desks, mailed, &c. &c.

 

Are you kidding me?
I've already copy and pasted and will send it out on my hotmail account when it gets done loading.
Hilarious.

 

That study had to be fake. Where would they ever find the control group of non-asshole bosses?