Couple has sex...while skydiving

I grew up in either the wrong or right place and time.
I'm pretty sure I've never been involved with a woman that would agree to such a thing - or about 99 percent of other similar things younger people do today.

 

And to think, Al Gore invented the Internet for this.

 

If you'd been married to Tipper, you'd have done just about anything to find pleasure elsewhere.

 

I'm not really impressed. BYH could handle this while base jumping and still have time for a cigarette!

 

That's nothing. BYH had sex and did his taxes whilst skydiving.

 

Short form?

 

I like ketchup. I like eggs. I don't like ketchup on my eggs.
I like houses. I like boats. I have no interest in a houseboat.
I like skydiving*. I like sex.** I don't think I'd like sex with my skydive.


* Never done it but been wanting to try for a while.

** No, I did not misplace the first asterisk.

 

Yes, for both.

 

I thought the two asterisks meant you haven't had sex in two lifetimes.

 

I'm on the 9-9-9 plan for sex.















Fire away!

 

Wasn't that Comicbook Guy's plan for breeding? As I recall for some it meant much less breeding, for others, much, much more. Did you fall into the group it was meant to help?

 

Dutch... and it's probably better that you didn't open it at work