Count Elin among commercial haters

Love the idea of Tiger going bad just to stick it to the stodgy golf world of billy paynes. He owes them nothing.

 

So Elin can consider forgiving 14 or so mistresses, but the commercial was the final straw? Nice try, NYDN.

 

not to defend tiger or anything, but his foundation does good work and it depends on corporate cash to continue that work. i doubt corporate america would continue supporting the foundation if he intentionally becomes golf's villain.
I'd like to know how much cash his infidelity has cost the foundation in outside donations.

 

But him becoming golf's villian would be much more fun for us. Screw him. I mean, if corporate American ditches him, I'll even chip in and buy the "I shaved my balls for this?" shirt for him.

 

"Good God Almighty! Tiger just shot it in the sandtrap! And Mickelson's now one behind. The last 17 holes are going to be a real slobbernocker!"

 

"Oh my God! Tiger just smashed Mickelson with a steel chair!! It looks like a car wreck!!! Can we get some damn paramedics in here?"

 

Tiger making a heel turn. I like it. 8)

 

Show me the papers.

 

Daly, "Didn't know you watermelons liked foreign jobs."
Woods, "Yeah, well I didnt have much of a choice. Some white asshole bought the last piece of shit, sky blue Winnebago."

 

Elin's only going to get one crack at the divorce/settlement so she doesn't want to rush into anything. I'm guessing she's got lawyers telling her to bide her time and make sure she's got all the dirt she can ever use to get as much money out of him as she can before she files papers.

 

I'm guessing Nike will give him about $60 million reasons why he can't become a villain.

It would be great though.

 

Isn't there a pre-nup?