Could you do it?

No. But when you succeed, then die, he'll drive your truck to Atlanta for you.

 

Wait, you have to eat the sides too? That sounds like a bait-and-switch.

 

I caught this on Tivo. Freaking amazing. His hint: Steak first (obviously) but the starches last. Steak, shrimp and salad with the steak (lettuce with steak in one bite), THEN the roll and potato.

 

I just got done watching this man v. food episode. He went through it like it was a cheeseburger.

I'm not going to eat anything Thursday and Friday of next week in preparation for this.

 

won't that shrink your stomach? eat hearty, then dial it down

 

OK.

I've got 3 soft-shelled tacos in the nuker right now.

numnumnumnumnumnum

 

Todd Tichenor laughs at that challenge.

 

"Mmmmm. Look at all those steaming wieners. Do you know what they're saying? They're saying, "This is the year that Fink beats 'The Stomach'."

 

West Texas A&M is a good college.

 

It's in Canyon, technically. Which, Canyon and Amarillo have grown together so much in the last 10 years that they might as well just be the same city.

 

Simply outstanding.

 

And here I thought I was a minor deity for finishing the one-pound Burger at Cheeburger Cheeburger . . . closest I ever came to something like this was about 15 small, thin steaks at an all-you-can-eat place in Japan. Could feel my arteries clogging as I ate.

I wish I would have known of this place when I went through Amarillo a few months ago. Spend a day, visit the Cadillac Ranch, consume this meal.

Then keel over.