Cost my son/long-snapper a scholarship and I will 'end' you

I like it how I report facts, and three dudes turn into women.

 

OK, I'm sorry. Apparently sexism is also an interest.

 

Hey, I was just reporting a fact.

 

This conversation is going nowhere, ladies.

 

You really seem like you're a blast to hang out with.

 

The bananas in my kitchen are still green. My neighbor's car has a new dent. The Panera Bread down the street got my soup order wrong three weeks ago.

I'm just reporting facts. If any of you dare to wonder why I find these facts, and these facts alone, worth reporting...well I've got some pretty awesome insults to send your way

 

I see grammar is not one of your strong suits.

 

Are you saying he deserves no gold star?

 

Bored sports scribes should work on a feature.

 

Can't come up with any ideas. You have any?

 

West coming into his own with Chiefs as Charles is out for season with ACL injury.

 

I want to go with what happened to Knile. I drafted that guy with Charles. Playoff game when Charles got hurt Davis was solid. What happened to him.