Corporal punishment

Rick, that's because the modern world is wussified.

Just say "wussification of America." It explains everything. Crime. Bad parents. The NCAA not paying players. More dangling modifiers than ever. The disappearing comma. A Kenyan in the White House. Why you can't tell racist jokes without Francis refusing to lighten up. Granola. Wussies who think it's acceptable to live without letting fear define who they are. Lactose intolerence. Worse, lactose apathy. The list goes on and on.

Wussification of America is the new end of thread. And it should be. For all threads. Anyone who disagrees needs to be scared straight. And caned.

 

OK, I'm stealing that.