Corn nuts

I saw Heathers years ago. I had forgotten about all that.

 

I tried corn nuts once. Twice, in fact.

I thought my teeth were gonna break.

Nice taste, but not worth the effort.

 

That's oddly symbolic of the cult fascination with Heathers, which, as a good buddy of mine says, is the most popular movie ever to gross less than $2 million.

 

It's such a great movie.

If you watch it, you'll love it.

 

Ever hear of pork rinds?

 

Hear of them? Hell, I might go down the hall and buy me a bag.

Now THERE'S a good snack.

 

Bust a nut. Bust a nut.
Grab a bag of corn nuts.
They're lightly toasted and hard as well.
Bust a nut. We wont' tell.

Honest to God radio ad I heard in high school. It kinda stuck in my head.

 

You know what needs to happen?

Nuts and gum.

 

I was being facetious, of course. But talk about a vomit-inducing snack. And this is coming from a guy who's eaten a whole BIG bag of Funyuns in one sitting.

 

Together at last!

You know, BYH, you're a white male, aged 18-45. Everyone listens to you.

 

Cheesies And Gum was a great song by Martha and the Muffins (of "Echo Beach", uh, fame) back in the 80s.

That is all.

 

pork rinds - acceptable
funyons - acceptable
corn nuts - the devil's snack food