Cop to skateboarder: Don't call me dude.

That would be great.

The gangbangers could tease him about dressing like a bee.

"What are you messing with us for, Sgt. Bumblebee? You callin' us black-eyed Susans?"
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Nope. And they also must be straight-edge.

 

Notable experts from the psychological field have concluded that DUDE'S anxious state stems from losing his mate as well as his true identity to true King Bee John Belushi.

 

A few years later, here's an update....I'll pat myself on the back for predicting that absolutely nothing would happen to the cop in question....

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-officer-rivieri-cleared-20100720,0,5213089.story

 

Liter o'cola

 

Mmmmm ... liter cola plus half a fifth of Jack.

 

Just seeing this thread for the first time. Wow, that cop is a huge fucking douchebag.

Salvatore Rivieri, I hope somebody stomps the living shit out of you in a dark alley someday. With cops like you in the world, I'll cheer for the criminals, thanks.

 

Did you see the clip? I just tried to watch it and it's been pulled down.

 

You can still watch it on that Baltimore Sun link black dude posted.

 

That's French for give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking lips.

 

Yeah, that's where I saw it.

 

I used to think this too. Then I actually had instances where I needed the cops. I hate the police in Milwaukee. And it may sound like a cliche "fuck the cops" rant but it became my reality. The first was when a drunk punched me in the back of the head at a bar. I called the police and no one showed up. I went in the next day to ask about pressing charges and they took all my information, the attacker's information, and listened to everything. I was told they would follow up and they never did, the guy wasn't even questioned about it.

Then about two weeks later my girlfriend's car was smacked by a drunk driver when I was with her. The guy just sped off but we got the plates. Called the police and no one showed up.

Last summer, my friend from college was murdered walking home from Summerfest. One of his neighbors called the police about 30 minutes before he was shot, to report two suspicious black guys standing in the bushes by his house. Cops never showed up. They shot my friend half hour later.

The cops here don't protect. They spend the weekend nights on the UWM campus giving out citations while people are getting robbed and shot in the city.