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Coors Light popsicles save man's life

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Dec 9, 2011.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member


    They buried this lead. You don't find out until the 18th graph that he lived for three days on frozen beer.
  2. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    They didn't "save his life." They kept him from getting really really hungry.
  3. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Do you have to take everything so seriously?
  4. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Are they sure it wasn't frozen urine?

    I could see where that would be easily mistaken...
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I don't see how. One would be smelly and nasty-tasting. The other would be dog urine.
  6. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    This is why we need copy editors: The story first says that he drank frozen Coors Light but, in another reference, it's called beer.
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    This. And that.
  8. Quiet Man

    Quiet Man Active Member

    This is a really obvious follow-up joke. But one that made me laugh - out loud even.
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    If it's a choice between Coors Light and death? Goodbye cruel world.
  10. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    I got no problem with coors and coors light. Why the hate?
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Coors Light is barely beer. It tastes like water.
  12. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Sez you. I happen to like it.
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