Communist spies infiltrate U.S.

Yes. Cuba is a huge threat. Why, they might sprinkle us with rum and shove cigars in our mouths.

 

Are you saying Jimmy Carter can't hit a curveball?

 

I remember him flailing away at a rabid rabbit years ago.

 

Actually, the rumor is usually attributed to the Yankees or Senators. And the answer, to all those teams, is no.

Castro wasn't remotely skilled enough to gain a tryout in the Cuban professional leagues, let alone the U.S. major leagues.

Here's more: http://www.snopes.com/sports/baseball/castro.asp