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God, you have no idea. Happens all the time.

There's a street in my city called "Dooley Ave."

I took a picture of a store sign (actually got off the interstate to do so) that advertised Booty Brother Boots.

Usually it's just random things that I'll think "That person would really get a kick out of this."



It's a sad existence, folks. Try not to become like me.

 

I already have.

 

It's difficult to use the word "clever" and not feel like I'm talking in the third person.

 

The real question is why were you at Bed Bath and Beyond?

 

I giggle out loud when I do grocery shopping, walk past the laundry section, look up and see "rit"

 

Often times I'll see something completely unfamiliar, and it reminds me of someone I don't actually know.

 

"Asshat" is a term I've reserved for addies who have dummied large, full-color ads to our pages but have not placed them in the system by 10 p.m.

 

Remember when I took a picture of a hilariously named street and sent it to you?

That was awesome.

(don't mention the name here!)

 

He was wearing a shirt about the same fabulous colour as all those purdy stars you have under your name.

 

Brilliaunt!