Coming to a drive-in near you ... the original Deep Throat

At least, if the drive-in is located in El Paso.

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There probably will be enough condensation on the insides of the cars' windows to flood the Rio Grande valley.

 

When I was a kid, there was a porno drive-in in a town near me. It was right near I-95, and you could see it as you drove by.
I remember my father telling my brother and I, 'Don't look out the window!' every time we'd drive by.

Now it's a shopping mall, which I guess is a fate that befell many a drive-in.

And I have to say the people who come up with the titles for porn are pretty damned good at what they do. 'Pacific Rimmed,' as the ad says on the avn page? Almost as good as 'Foreskin Gump' and 'Edward Penishands'

 

Deep Throat, Schmeep throat. Give me Logjammin' any day, featuring the legendary Karl Hungus: "I'm here to fix deine cable. That's why they sent me. I am expert."

 

Those planning the Dallas outing, take note.

 

And I love it that the ad for Debbie Does Dallas Again has a link to deleted scenes and BLOGS!

 

Will other stops at the tour be at movie theaters?
I can see it now.... "Tonight at the AMC 24 for one night only - the original Deep Throat"
Or the original "Deep Throat" being shown at an IMAX theater.
The potential for jokes is unlimited.

 

We had one right on the Pennsylvania-Maryland border, about 30 miles away. And when we'd go across the line to buy beer as 18-year-olds, sometimes ... well, there was this housing development right behind the drive-in ...

 

Not to kill any boners or anything, but supposedly Linda Lovelace was forced to do the sex scenes in Deep Throat by her dom boyfriend/film producer. Shady stuff, might want to find a Marilyn Chambers flick or something.

Back to your regularly scheduled cream session ...

 

When I was in junior high, there was a drive-in behind our high school football stadium During the varsity games on Friday nights, a bunch of us would sit on the visitor's side, top row, facing away from the field, hoping to catch a glimpse of nekkid women. Good times....

 

There was a drive-in in my college town that was on its last legs while I was there, and figured showing women spreading theirs was the best way for it to go. Ahh, sneaking guys in the place in the trunk ... good times.

 

Deep Throat was a classic. I still have it on my video cassette and a few gals have been inspired by it.

 

Or not. Dallas is closer to Kansas City than it is to El Paso.