Comedy Central's next roast: Bob Saget

This is going to be fucking great...

http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/john-stamos-named-roast-master/story.aspx?guid=%7BA6AE0BDD-01CD-44DD-9790-D1419246BAFA%7D&dist=hppr

 

Let the incest and precious bodily fluids flow.

 

here's hoping that Lisa Lampenelli will make it.

 

I get the Full House connection, but Stamos as Roast Master? Was Dave Coulier not available?

 

Better hope Dave Coulier doesn't show up. There are going to be plenty of rude and disgusting jokes made about the Olsen Twins and he doesn't take too kindly to those.

I, however, look forward to each and every one.

 

I might go rent a motel room for a night just to get Comedy Central to see this.

 

I'd also expect an Alanis Morrissette joke or three.

 

Saget has a great sense of humor, which is good because they're going to be relentless.

 

I guarantee you she'll find a way to make it.

Artie Lange has killed at the last couple roasts and he's already on the bill for this one.

 

I wonder who will be the insensitive prick and make fun of his dead sister. My money's on Nick DiPaolo.

 

They usually make some stuff like that off limits. They weren't allowed to joke about Shatner's dead wife.

 

Two words: Awe. Some.